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EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	6062
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1181	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7682	Mines Excavated:	4852
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!