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SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	219	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, compassion, compassionless, Cruel, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, Heartless, Humanity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Kindness, Minecraft, Politics, prejudice, racism, smp, society, Stereotypes, united states, Vile

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty enhancements, beauty standards, body image, celebrity influence, confidence boost, cosmetic industry, cosmetic procedures, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic trends, cultural norms, medical advancements, mental health, Minecraft, perfect, physical appearance, PIXEL, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social media influence, societal pressures, surgical options, technological advancements

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9693
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, big yab, Conspiracy, controversial topics, divine intervention, Drama, dramatuber, fauna’s graduation, Faunas, graduation ceremony, hololive, intervention, LUCK, luck vs intervention, martial law, Minecraft, PEDDLERS, political commentary, rattling, rrat peddlers, Slander, smp, social commentary, south korea, south korean politics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, fear edition, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Genocide City, Homemade pastas, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server, where we discuss all things video game creepypastas! Join us for a chance to uncover the darkest secrets of your favorite games and maybe even summon a few cursed entities along the way.

Room #492 is dedicated to the Sonic Fear Edition, where we dive deep into the terrifying world of Sonic.exe and other spine-chilling tales. Watch as our resident old man reads through these creepy stories, and don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-approved creepypasta list for some extra scares.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Mario World I HATE YOU section for those who enjoy a good jump scare, as well as a Sonic 2 Genocide City area for the bravest of players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our homemade/found pastas for a truly unique horror experience.

Join us on our CyTube channel for some fear-inducing videos and web series, or browse through our archives for even more spooky content. And remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the creepypastas themselves is missing out on all the fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience you’ll never forget.

Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

BE, be stopped, Game, game must, game must be, long tail, Minecraft, Must, Must be stopped, smp, STOP, Stopped, stopped game, tags, This game, this game must, this game must be, this..

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

🏮CHERRYMINE🏮 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Explore, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, java, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, SURVIVE, Weddings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6128
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cherrymine.nether-zone.com

Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

children, Corner, CREEPERS, family, genetic inheritance, Kids, Marriage, marriage and children, marriage and family, marriage and health, marriage and kids, marriage and parenting, marriage and stability, Minecraft, parenting, parenting skills, raising children, reasons against having kids, reasons against marriage, reasons for having kids, reasons for marriage, relationships, Server, socialization

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1699
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

bros, current events, dont, feel, Good, health concerns, health crisis, health issues, Ill, Illness, Minecraft, News Update, political figure, political news, president, public figure, Rumors, seriously ill, smp, social media, speculation, trending, uncertainty, viral video, youtube video

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

Affection, Connection, friendship, goofy, humor, inside jokes, Lesbian, LGBTQ, long distance, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing you, Nostalgia, quirky, Server, soulmate, special bond, tomato, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8365	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #2253

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair, E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff, Ego, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, Upcoming Event, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3517	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1914	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchantments Applied:	176	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here and it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and challenges that will leave you questioning reality.

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through a maze of illusions and tricks. And don’t forget to check out Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round, where the only thing spinning faster than the carousel is our heads trying to keep up with the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet, where things are about to get even crazier.

Join us for the upcoming Extractions and witness the most outrageous heists and missions you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Target Extraction: [ Outis ] ID & E.G.O, because why not add a little danger to the mix?

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you experience Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina come to life in Minecraft form? Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of chaos.

Download the game now and prepare for a journey like no other. And remember, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it unless you want to be left in the dust.

Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave us questioning our sanity. See you in the game, if you dare!