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SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ores Mined:	6651	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2289
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	2457	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!