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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2598 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!