🔥Ulthuan under siege Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”CraftWarz Minecraft Server”

#1d6chan, CraftWarz, dynasties, Dynasty system, Franchise, Hotfix 5.1.1, map expansion, Mesopotamia, Minecraft, Older Titles, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, release date, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Ulthuan under siege, Warhammer III

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	4945

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine Ulthuan under siege, with dragons flying overhead and epic battles raging on every corner. Join us for a chance to be a hero and defend the realm against all odds!

But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where you can roll charts like a true Total War: Warhammer player. Will you get a powerful unit or a hilarious mishap? The only way to find out is to join us!

And if you’re a fan of Total War: Pharaoh, we’ve got you covered too. Dive into the world of ancient Egypt, build your dynasty, and conquer the lands with the power of the gods on your side. Release Date confirmed July 25th, so mark your calendars and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

But wait, there’s more! Explore Mesopotamia in our map expansion trailer, witness the power of new royal traditions, and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Total War: PHARAOH is waiting for you to conquer, so don’t miss out on the action!

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the battlefield, brave warriors!

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	59
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	3665	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	899
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Votes:	8062

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3020
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	120
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	753301
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.