Uldyssian’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4897	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	121	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

alertness, Antioxidant, balance, Benefits, brain function, Caffeine, coffee, CRAZE, daily consumption, daily routine, energy boost, Habit, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolism, Minecraft, Moderation, moderation is key, positive effects, recommended intake, smp, wellness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Love Letters Sent:	13	Villages Defended:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

Communication, Country, Digital, discussion, Europe, forum, germany, Global, internet, leader, Minecraft, Online Community, Popular, Ranking, reddit, Server, social media, statistics, Technology, Usa, User-generated content, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	48
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Tribalism Minecraft SMP

christcuck morality, controversy, ENEMY, Ethics, Jesus, Jews, LOSING, loyalty, Methods, Might Is Right, Minecraft, morality, POL, Race, smp, society, Survival of the Fittest, Thread, tribalism, Tribe, winning, WorldView

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

Vality Survival

1.21, Adventure, Biomes, Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, Custom world, Economy, empire-building, Exploration, Friendly, Land claiming, multiplayer, PvP, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	7537

Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

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topworldmc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, CasinoSMP, casual player, Challenges, community-driven, compete, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Factions, Features, Gamemodes, Hardcore, hardcore competitor, Minecraft, Mini Games, official launch, Season 1 launch, Survival, topworldmc, Updates, Whitelist, whitelist mode

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to [TOPWORLMC]! Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our three unique gamemodes: Survival, CasinoSMP, and Hardcore, with much more coming soon! Whether you’re a casual player looking to build and explore, or a hardcore competitor ready to face challenges, we have something for everyone.

Our server is currently in whitelist mode as we prepare for the official Season 1 launch in just one week! Join now and be among the first to explore, build, and compete in this brand-new, community-driven server. Be sure to check back soon for more exciting updates and features!

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Luce Debut Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Farms Harvested:	671	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where the creepers know how to drop the beat (literally).

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Luce debut when? Like, right now, duh!

Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, Craft, Dangan, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, madness, Manga, Media, modding tools, murder, Music, Mystery, new, Novels, official store pages, old news, pastebin nuked, Resources, series guide, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	141295
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Potions Brewed:	186	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	121
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

The Vetoed Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	9705
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

Automation, Bash, bash commands, bash programming, bash scripting, BashBeGone, coding, command line, command-line interface, developer, linux, Minecraft, programming, programming language, scripting, scripting language, shell scripting, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Terminal, terminal commands, Unix

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!