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MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	193

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NailArtAnime – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7152	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime fans and nail art enthusiasts! Join us and debate with fellow players on which anime character has the best painted nails – from Sailor Moon’s iconic red nails to Naruto’s flashy orange manicure, the possibilities are endless! And if you’re feeling extra creative, show off your own nail art skills by customizing your in-game character with the wildest designs imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Nailed it!”

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	326	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Divine Spears Created:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you sometimes think we shouldn’t be spending so much time doing this thing called life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep. We have a secret underground disco where the villagers let loose and party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join us on our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

BlockyMindMeld

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4894
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.

imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.

plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.

so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.

””wtf now?” Minecraft Server”

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1547

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where anything goes! We have players who believe they are the reincarnation of famous figures, like the equivalent of Christ but with a twist. And if that’s not enough, we have players who have survived the craziest situations, like getting abused on purpose just to prove a point.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like meeting a boyfriend and his friends who may or may not like you as much as you like them. And don’t worry about turning 14, because we have plenty of players who can relate to the struggle of finding people to hurt them.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a reason to keep on living…or not. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further! Our server is run by Sergey, a hilarious comedian who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building epic structures to battling mobs, Sergey’s commentary will have you in stitches the whole time. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready to LOL like never before!

ByeByeBuddyCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	8085
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	340223
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as a wealthy family with a live-in nanny? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can live in a MIL unit, just like Terra did, and enjoy all the perks of free housing, food, and utilities. But be warned, you might have to deal with unexpected job changes, health issues, and demanding bosses (aka the admins).

Don’t worry about finding the perfect job on our server, just like Terra, you can take as many “sick days” as you want and avoid stressful job searches. And if things get too crazy, we might just kick you out like Terra got the boot from her job and our server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just remember, the end date is always looming, and you never know when you might get the boot!

BlockBusterFlicks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate movie-watching experience! Our server has a special plugin that allows you to watch movies in-game while fighting off creepers and zombies. Imagine watching “Titanic” while building a giant ship of your own, or watching “Jurassic Park” while taming your very own pet dinosaur! Plus, rumor has it that if you watch “The Matrix” on our server, you’ll actually be transported into the movie and have to dodge bullets in slow motion. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience movie night like never before!

AzovCraft: Lifted Ban on Weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	459804	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

yo, so like, u know how Ukraine’s Azov Brigade was banned from getting weapons for like 10 years? well guess what, now they’re back in action and ready to take over the minecraft world on our server! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures with the baddest dudes around. who needs boring old weapons bans when u can join the Azov Brigade in minecraft and wreak havoc on all who dare to challenge us. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!