UkraneRetreat Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockWars: UkraneRetreat

aggression, Army, blockwars, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, political turmoil, Retreats, russia, SECURITY, SEIZING, strategically important town, Tension, Ukraine, UkraneRetreat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

so like, ukraine’s army was all like “peace out, we outta here” as russia was getting all up in their grill trying to take over this super important town. but like, don’t worry cuz on our minecraft server, you can be the hero and save the day! join us and show russia who’s boss by building epic fortresses and defending against crazy mobs. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. so come on over and let’s show those pesky russians who’s really in charge!

Crafty Anon’s Special Server: Where (You) are the Star!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled dungeon!

Join us and become part of our exclusive club where every player is treated like royalty…or at least like a very special potato. Yes, you heard that right, we worship potatoes here and if you join our server, you’ll be crowned the Potato King or Queen!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where an army of chickens roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become my special potato today!

Pretty Pixels: Where Beautiful Faces Take the Full Brunt Force

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with beautiful girl faces that you’ll want to see take the full brunt force of a powerful stallion ejaculation…wait, what?! Yes, you heard that right! Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with our stallion-powered beauties? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

GreasyCraft: Where we fix Grease with a side of LOLs!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to fix Grease, yes, you heard that right, Grease! The iconic movie musical is in shambles and it’s up to you and your fellow players to save the day. Build elaborate sets, reenact iconic scenes, and maybe even break out into song and dance (virtually, of course)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours, but be warned, these llamas are more cunning than they appear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew fixing Grease could be so much fun?

CraftyCreeperz – Noobs Welcome, Diamonds Await!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Welcome to the CUTEST Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with indie vtubers who had an average of 500 viewers or more. These vtubers were like rare unicorns, sprinkling joy and entertainment wherever they streamed. And guess what? You can join them on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to hang out with these fabulous vtubers, but you’ll also have the chance to shill your own oshi with 499 views or more. It’s like a virtual talent show where everyone is a star!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, Koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?).

So come on down to our server, where the ducks are always quacking, the music is always playing, and the fun never ends. Don’t miss out on the CUTEST Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Scrolls: Crafty Adventures Await on Our Minecraft Server!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of waiting for an Elder Scrolls anime to come out? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have created our very own Elder Scrolls world! Join us and embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and become the ultimate hero of Tamriel all while building your own pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, Todd Howard himself will appear in-game and personally thank you for your dedication. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the Dragonborn of Minecraft!

BritsCraft: Where UK Players Rule the Blocks

blocks, British, BritsCraft, BROWN, Colonialism, cultural assimilation, Diversity, ethnicity, immigration, inbred, Multiculturalism, national identity, non-white, Players, prejudice, racism, real mutts, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes, tiny island, uk, western culture, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	4429	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2504
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	125
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are more inbred than a family tree in the deep south! Join us on our tiny non-White Island for some wild adventures with the UK players, who are more brown than a burnt potato. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant tea-drinking lizard. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

FogCraft – Where Creepers are the New Mutants

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep that will save the day!

Looking for a PA Frame edition? Look no further than our server, where you can find all the Fallout 4 resources you need to survive and thrive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we also have resources for Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas. You’ll never run out of content to explore!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive mods and assets that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. From custom weapons to crazy creatures, our server has it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WTF Minecraft Madness: A Server for When You’re Feeling Lost in Block World

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4563
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, we have a whole storyline where the chickens have taken over the world and it’s up to you and your trusty llama steed to save the day.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting with Saiyans

Akira Toriyama, Anime, anime fight, Battle of the Gods, Broly movie, Crafting, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, epic battle, Fusion, Goku vs Gogeta, Manga, MUI Goku, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, SSB Gogeta, Super Saiyan Blue, Super Saiyan God, tournament of power, Ultimate form, Ultra Instinct

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	2816	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can settle the age-old debate of who would win in a fight between SSB Gogeta from the Broly movie and MUI Goku from the Tournament of Power arc!

Join our server and witness epic battles between these two powerhouse fighters as they duke it out in pixelated glory. Will SSB Gogeta’s fusion dance be enough to defeat MUI Goku’s ultra instinct? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden quest where you can unlock the power of the Dragon Balls and make your wildest wishes come true. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Boner Party: Minecraft Server for the Horny Gamer

#gamer, arousal, attraction, blocky, boner, chemistry, Climax, desire, eroticism, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, horny, Intimacy, libido, Lust, Minecraft, Party, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, Server, sexual arousal, stimulation, turn on

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blocky heart racing? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to get you as excited as a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual block!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!