On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?
So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!
come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯
watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️♂️🔥🚓
join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥
remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮
join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!
we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.
so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!
| Description |
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| CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation! |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the server IP? | crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only) |
| How can I join the community? | Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado. |
| What can I expect on the server? | Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh. |
| How long do iterations last? | Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content. |
| How can I contribute to nation-building? | Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia). |
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!
Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!
So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!
Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!
Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).
Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!
