haha, you know what’s better than tourist resorts in Ukraine? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can build your own crazy resorts and DESTROY them if you want! Who needs Russia when you can have a virtual paradise in our server? Plus, we have secret underground cities filled with diamonds and unicorns (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come join us and let’s make Ukraine great again… in Minecraft!
UkrainianCraft: Rebuilding Blocks & Resorts
UkrainianCraft: No Indians Allowed
yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and take down the bad guys like in the movies? well, this server is the place for u! we got secret missions, crazy weapons, and even a hidden underground base where u can plan ur next move.join now and be a part of the epic war in ukraine, where two indian nationals were recruited by russia and got taken out in a crazy battle. u can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that causes chaos. the choice is urs, so come on and join the fun!
oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs in this server? yeah, u heard that right. flying pigs. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!
UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack
LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr