hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the ukrainian reinforcements are counterattacking outside pokrovsk just to get a piece of the action? well, u found the right place! this server is so crazy, the mobs have started forming their own armies and are planning to take over the world! but don’t worry, we have epic weapons and armor to help u fight them off. plus, our community is so awesome, u will never feel alone. so come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!
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Pokrovsk PvP Minecraft Server
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MissileMayhemMC
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where russian missiles are blowing up hospitals and schools! on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers sneaking up on you while you’re mining for diamonds. plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll forget all about the war happening outside your window. join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise and forget about the real world for a while. trust us, it’s way more fun than dodging missiles in ukraine.
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Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we ride llamas into battle against evil dictators like putin! ukraine is counting on us to take down the bad guys and save the world! we even have secret missions to mongolia to arrest putin, it’s a well-planned provocation that will have you laughing for days! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! join now before putin finds out and tries to shut us down!
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UkrainianDroneAssaultMCServer
hey u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a ukrainian drone assault on moscow and tver power plants? yea, we’re that epic. join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we take over the world block by block. who needs peace when you can have explosions and fires everywhere? come join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it. just make sure to bring your fire extinguisher and gas mask, things tend to get a little crazy around here.
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CraftyKievDefense
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. we got, like, ukrainian defense ministers and stuff, presenting lists of targets inside russia to US officials. like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of this crazy, wild ride. who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next. maybe we’ll start a war with the creepers or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come on, join us and let’s make some history together. or at least blow up some stuff.
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit it can take down drones with just a flick of its pixelated wrist? Well, look no further, cuz this server is like the Ukrainian air defense of the gaming world! We’ve got crazy PvP battles that will make your head spin faster than a Russian drone trying to escape our epic wrath. Join us and become a legend in the virtual skies, taking down enemies left and right with your mad skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCrashF16Fun
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE
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KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval
join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!
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KirovCraft: Ukrainian Drone Raid
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones attack russia’s kirov oblast for the first time!! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft!!! build your own drone and take down enemy bases, collect resources to fuel your attacks, and become the ultimate drone commander!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and show russia who’s boss in this insane battle for supremacy!! 🚁💣🔥 #minecraft #dronewars #ukrainevsrussia
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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also dragons and zombies.u can build ur own castle and protect it from evil creepers and skeletons. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur hands like a wizard.
oh and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right.
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure where anything is possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.