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ZelenskyCraft: President of the Blocks
blocks, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Governance, Government, leadership, martial law, national emergency, national security, opinion, political stability, Politics, president, public opinion, public trust, survey, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian people, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraftso like, u know how ukraine is like, all crazy right now with the martial law and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we think that Zelensky should totally be president until the end of martial law. like, imagine building your own little village while Zelensky is running the show in Ukraine. it’s gonna be wild, man. join our server and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have like, the best virtual borscht you’ve ever tasted. trust me, it’s worth it. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!
comparison, console, Console Wars, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming preferences, meets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, ps3, Retro, Technology, video games, Weeb’s, WeebCraft360, Western, Xbox, xbox 360Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:
- Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
- We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
- Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
- We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!
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LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters
Aggie archive, BLOCK, Busters, Check rank & stats, Check ranked match history, Custom Games Sheet, Final Omega Strikers Updates, Latest Balance Patch, Launch Trailer, LOLmegaCraft, Lore Friendly League, Mega dump of emotes, New Character Mako, Official full OST, Omega Strikers, omg Cup #1, omg Cup #2, omg Cup #3, omg Cup tournament replays, Previous thread, Steam page, UltimateAre you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!
acceptance, body image, building, CockyCraft, discrimination, Diversity, doesnt, Gay, gender, Insecurity, LGBTQ, Masculinity, matter, pathetic cocks, prejudice, relationships, self esteem, sexual identity, sexual orientation, Sexuality, SIZE, Skills, societal pressures, Stereotypes, stigma, toxic masculinityWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!
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Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win
Baccarat, bet big, Bet.., BETTING, card games, Casino, casino games, chance, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, gamble responsibly, gambling, Gamers, high roller, high stakes, LOSING, LUCK, MONEY, Risk, Thrill, wager, Wagering, WIN, winningWelcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! ๐ฒ๐ฐ Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? ๐๐But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! โ๏ธ๐
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! ๐ฐ๐ฅ
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Minecraft Mayhem Madness
boreway, boreway manufacturer, construction tools, diamond tools, grinding wheels, industrial tools, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, stone cuttingWelcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.
– We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.
– Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience! -
Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!
ben meiselas, Candidate, Centre Street Courthouse, courtroom, creeper, criminal trial, diaperfag, donald trump, FARTING, farts, flatulent, foul stench, fraudulent, George Conway, hush money, Los Angeles Magazine, manhattan, meidastouch, republicans, SmellCraft, White HouseWelcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!
Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!
Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!
Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?
Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!