Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!
But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?
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But that’s not all – we’ve got drone attacks being prevented by the KGB, Russian Armed Forces liberating towns, and Grisha scamming people with custom /chug/ and Chinese shells. And let’s not forget the US House of Representatives passing a whopping 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine.
Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a game of Russian roulette. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud. See you on the battlefield, comrade!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! 🤪
Looking for a server where AFU fighters shoot Ukrainian policemen for fun? Look no further, because on our server, it’s all fair game! 😂
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that thrives on absolute madness. Who’s in the wrong here? Who cares! Let’s just have a blast and enjoy the chaos together. 🎉
Click here to watch a sneak peek of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wackiness! 😉
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!
Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.
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Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.
With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.
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On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!
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Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?
So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!
ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOST CREEPERS WHO WILL GIVE YOU FREE DIAMONDS IF YOU CAN OUTRUN THEM. IT’S LIKE A SPOOKY TREASURE HUNT BUT WITH EXPLOSIONS.
PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR WOODEN SWORD INTO A MAGICAL FLYING PIG THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS. WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO A GIANT OMELETTE.
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TWD is a one piece server where you can get skills or have your own fighting style, form your crew and you can have your devil fruits!
104.243.46.75
| Features |
|---|
| Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) |
| World Map (dynmap) |
| Bedrock support (Geyser) |
| Unlimited Homes |
| No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) |
| KeepInventory (Optional per player!) |
| Timed Ranks/Custom Titles |
| Text Formatting (+Gradients!) |
| Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) |
| Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag) |
Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!
IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version: 1.20.6
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to protect your builds.
Yes, there is an optional KeepInventory feature available to players.
Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles to enhance your gameplay experience.
Yes, we have a Discord server with integrated Minecraft features for seamless communication.