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GrainCrafters: Syriously Funny Delivery
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 500 tonnes of Ukrainian grain arriving in Syria on December 31st! Why, you ask? Because our players are so hungry for adventure that we’re sending food to virtual countries! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a humanitarian program in a blocky world? Join now and help us feed the pixelated villagers before they starve to death (not really, they respawn)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one grain at a time! -
SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server
so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!
come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?
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Holobros Minecraft Server: Time to Mine!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Pig. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, right?
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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.
Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.
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ShowerlessGF-911
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!
So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!
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GirlyGamerGang SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness! -
BlockBingeTV
Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?
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Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War
come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!
don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!