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SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

action RPG, Being, Bosses, Challenging, Combat, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, fiber, Finish, FromSoftware, Frustration, Game, Gaming, GOD, hate, Immersive, Miyazaki, open world, RAGE, things, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

Democracy, elections, Governance, Government, legislation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PIXEL, policy making, political analysis, political behavior, political consequences, political culture, political discourse, political implications, political influence, political parties, Political power, political science, political theory, Politics, public opinion, society

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary code, anniversary show, arrival soon, be with commander, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, gacha, Game Download, General Info, Ios, kingdom celebration, Land Eater, Livestream, lolz, Mission Pass, new players, Optimization, PC, Server, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6095
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, domestic violence, empowerment, gf, GFFree, hitting gf, love, mental health, Minecraft, no hitting, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, Support, tfw, Therapy, TOXIC, Unhealthy, violence, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	5105
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

Adventure, animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, blocks, Characters, creativity, culture, Departure, discovery, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, Fandom, imagination, Journey, Manga, meets, Otaku, Passion, series, storytelling, weeb, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	2360	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

activities, Community, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gathering, madness, Minecraft, networking, online events, Social Connections, social distancing, social engagement, social events, social gatherings, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, socializing, Socializing safely, socials, socials VI, virtual events

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

Crafty, CREEPERS, he, he’s right, he’s right you, he’s right you know, Hes, know, right, you, You know

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

angry gamers, Backlash, buyer’s remorse, Choices, controversy, Crafty, Crap, Disappointment, empty promises, Exploration, exploration game, exploration gameplay, failed expectations, Frustration, gameplay video’s, Gaming Community, lack of content, Life, misleading marketing, open world, overhyped, question.., Shack, video game trailers, video games, villagers, wasted potential

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	2465
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

420, fucking, getting high, goon, Robo420Craft, ROBOT, Robots, rule, Server, Uncut, untouched butt, White

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	9921	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Anime, Confessions, Drama, emotional, everyday life, girl, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, lonely, love, Minecraft, Protagonist, Real Life, Realistic, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, solitude, tiny apartment, unrealistic, unrequited love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?