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KyivCraft: Ammo-Free Zone
lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even russian ammunition is like “nah, im outta here” cuz the kyiv strikes are just too epic for them to handle. our server is so intense, even the military is shooketh. join us if you wanna be part of the action and see some crazy battles that will make your head spin. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us and be part of the madness. #minecraftgoals #russianammoisshook #kyivstrikesarelit -
WhyDo15Craft SMP
Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.
So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!
Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!
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MomTaxCraft
Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!
Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!
So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!
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MineCraftyHabit SMP
Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!
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RostovRiot Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin! -
CraftyCreeperCo
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! -
DNADataCraft
Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all! -
CraftyCo Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!