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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9805 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Emeralds Found: | 8585 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
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