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UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6896
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	3646	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

UkraineDefenseMC Server

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defence, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, national security, Peacekeeping, political speeches, Server, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, UN, united nations, valedictory speech, world leaders

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	3311

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8546	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	282	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1992	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!