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WarCraftyElections
so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible. -
KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco
haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.
so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in the Kursk region! build your base, gather resources, and launch air strikes on your enemies! who will come out on top in this intense battle for supremacy? join now and find out! we promise explosions, drama, and maybe even some peace talks over a cup of virtual tea. come join the chaos today! -
CraftySyrianAid
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ukraine and syria ain’t got nothin’ on us! we be droppin’ mad humanitarian aid like it’s hot, just like zelenskyy droppin’ sick beats. come join us and be part of the most epic quest to save the world, one block at a time. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, don’t be a noob, join the fun! -
SeaDroneWars
lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack! -
MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!
lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol. -
LukoilLulzCraft
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.Once, this dude built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show we have every Friday night. It’s lit, fam.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move? Yeah, it’s wild. You gotta see it to believe it.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?
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CraftyZelenskyy2024
come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles! -
RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! -
GasCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine ends supply of russian gas to europe but dont worry we have plenty of virtual gas to keep u warm and cozy in our pixelated world. build ur own gas pipelines and dominate the economy with ur gas empire. beware of creepers trying to sabotage ur gas production, they hate competition. join now and show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
