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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now! -
TerritoryTussleMC
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast! -
CraftyCommieKOsPutin
come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too! -
PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed
so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? -
MotherRussia Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today! -
CraftyComrades: Lost in Ukraine
come join our minecraft server, where over 50,000 russians are seeking MIA through ukraine’s project! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself can’t resist! we have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where you can find rare loot! plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian spy network. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together! da, comrade! -
CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server
CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Peacekeeping, Peace efforts, international relationsso like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.
plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.
so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?
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ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare
so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!