come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured 2 wounded North Korean soldiers in Russia’s Kursk region! yea, you heard that right, we have REAL LIFE DRAMA happening on our server. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can be a part of international incidents in the virtual world? join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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KoreanCraft: Captured Soldiers
Lol come join dis minecraft server where we captured 2 north korean soldiers fighting for russia and now dey be building epic bases and fighting creepers wit us! U gotta see dis crazy shenanigans, it’s like a spy movie but in blocky pixel form! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the wildest adventure ever!
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Zelensky’s War-Ending Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to end all wars by 2025 just like Zelensky says!! we will give you security guarantees like no other server, because we have magical unicorns protecting our realm. they shoot rainbows out of their butts to keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve. join now and be part of the most epic quest to peace and prosperity in minecraft history!
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MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!
so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!
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WarcraftMemes2020
so, like, u know how trump was all like “i’m gonna end the ukraine war in a day” but then he was like “oops, my bad, not gonna happen”? well, our minecraft server is like that but in a good way. u join and BAM! all ur problems are solved in a day. need diamonds? we got u. need to defeat the ender dragon? easy peasy lemon squeezy. need to build a giant statue of a chicken? we’re on it. come join us and let us make ur minecraft dreams come true. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only access it if u can defeat the evil llama king. yeah, it’s a thing. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCossacks
Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian drones are tryna attack it! They think it’s some top secret industrial site near St. Petersburg, but really it’s just our epic server that’s blowing up all over multiple Russian oblasts!Join us if you wanna be part of the action, dodging drones and building your own empire in the midst of chaos. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, we got the best community ever – they’ll have your back when those pesky drones come swooping in.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those Ukrainian drones who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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SlovakCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR SLOVAKIA WILL SEND YOU TO MINECRAFT JAIL! ROBERT FICO WILL COME AND MAKE YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF RUSSIAN GAS BLOCKS! YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE’S A CRAZY BLOCK BUILDER! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF SLOVAKIA! #BLOCKBUILDERROBERTFICO #GASSANCTIONS #MINECRAFTJAIL
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Neptune’s Revenge: Ukrainian Drone Strike
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up Russian drone facilities with Neptune missiles like it’s nobody’s business! We out here causin’ chaos and makin’ big booms, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Join now before the Neptune missiles come for you next!
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Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!
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CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense
so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!