lol imagine ukraine be like “we make our own air defense systems now, no big deal” like they just woke up one day and decided to start building missiles in their backyard. come join our minecraft server where we make our own weapons too, like diamond swords that shoot fireworks or TNT that explodes into rainbows. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real innovators here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot and ride pigs around like they’re racecars. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.
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CraftyDefense
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UkrainianUK Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier alliances than russia and ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would be jelly. we have a 100-year partnership agreement with the uk, just like in the news but way more epic. join us and be part of the most insane political drama in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world chaos in our server? hurry up before the server explodes with excitement!
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Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!
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CreeperCopters: Not Just for Russian Trainees!
So like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and BAM! Russian trainee pilots start hunting Ukrainian civilians in the game! It’s like a crazy virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and bizarre gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle. Yeah, that’s right. Flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays
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CraftyGermanPeaceTroops
lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.
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UkrainianDroneFundsNYT
come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!
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CraftyOrthodoxTreason
join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!
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KyivCraft: Not Just for Russian Airstrikes!
lol so like, if u dont wanna get blown up by russian airstrikes, u should totally join our minecraft server instead! like, who needs real life drama when u can have virtual fun, amirite? plus, our server has like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and u can build a house made out of candy. also, one time a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everyone had to wear banana costumes. so like, if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and enter a world of pure craziness, join our server now!
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CraftyKangarooPOW
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for ukraine against russia!! albanese is our leader and he vows to take the strongest action possible if any australian pow gets killed!! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and justice!! also, we have free cookies for all new players!! come on, what are you waiting for?? let’s go kick some russian butt in minecraft!! 🍪🚀🇺🇦