come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020
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ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks
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ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!
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Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server
So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.
Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.
So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
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MineCraftyUkraine Server
so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”
so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.
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CraftyFrogWarBlame
so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.
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USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun 😂 Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base from griefers. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s take over the world together 🌍💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheCreeper #WizardAdminFTW 🧙♂️🐉
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MineCrafty Zelenskiy Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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NATOwar.ruCraft
so, like, u know how russia is all like “hey, trump is our bro for saying nato caused the war in ukraine”? well, on this server, we praise trump too! join us and be part of the epic battle against nato in minecraft! build your own wall to keep out those pesky nato soldiers and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any nato spies trying to infiltrate our server. so come on, join us and be a true trump supporter in the world of minecraft! #buildthewall #trumprules #natosucks
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BubbleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a crazy drama like a soap opera? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the drama u could ever want, with twists and turns that will make ur head spin!picture this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a political scandal between zelenskiy and trump! they’re arguing about who has the best minecraft skills and u gotta pick a side. do u support zelenskiy and his epic redstone creations or trump and his massive castle made entirely of diamond blocks?
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to witness this drama unfold, but u also get to participate in it! u can join zelenskiy’s team and help him build the ultimate fortress or team up with trump and take down all who oppose him. the choice is urs!
so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled minecraft adventure of ur life. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
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CraftyUkrainians
lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution