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Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

49, Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australia, Australia-Ukraine relations, Conflict Resolution, Defense, donates, donation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Server, Support, Ukraine, UnderCraft, WARFARE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3702	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, firm response, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, government policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, North Korea, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Items Found:	7940
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	7675

lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict Resolution, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical news, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military victory, Minecraft, Russian army, Russian Invasion, Russian regiment, Server, territorial sovereignty, territory reclamation, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, war zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Votes:	4595
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8194	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskysVictoryPlan, Diplomacy, doable, global relations, Government, international support, leadership, Négotiation, Partners, Peace, Peacebuilding, progress, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Ukraine, Unity, victory plan, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchantments Applied:	200
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	180	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

Alliance, biden, Bidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invitation, invite, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, negotiations, Political, SECURITY, summit, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	4529
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Anti Depressants Minecraft Server

Anti, antidepressants, anxiety, depressants, depression, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood disorders, prescription drugs, Server, side effects, SSRIs, stigma, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-loving crazies out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP

algebra, arithmetic, CalcuLashions, calculations, Calculus, computational thinking, data analysis, equations, formulas, Geometry, Math, mathematical modeling, mathematical operations, mathematical reasoning, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, numerical analysis, problem solving, Quantitative Analysis, quantitative reasoning, smp, statistical analysis

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!

✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

activities, Anarchy, bonus points, Chairs, classic survival, comfortable game, Economy, Events, gaming devices, Grief, Hardcore, high-quality hosting, JoinProject, Large Online, minecraft server, No Wipes, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, unforgettable experience, Vanilla, well-thought-out economics, Whitelist, WIP1.21

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	5182	Zombie Dances:	8

Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!

mc.joinproject.net

Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

8.., Haters, hates kronmei, Kronmei, Minecraft, Server, VT, Who, why is vt like this

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

#announcement, basketball game, Cenats, Charity, community engagement, Content Creator, Entertainment, fan engagement, fundraising, gaming event, interactive experience, kai, kai cenat, Knicks vs Celtics, Live Stream, mafiathon, Mafiathon 2, Marathon, Minecraft, online event, smp, sports event, streaming marathon, subathon, twitch streamer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

#youtube, blockquotepBought, buyer’s remorse, consumer behavior, consumerism, Delivery, drunk shopping, forgotten items, forgotten purchase, impulse buy, impulse purchase, influencer marketing, late night shopping, Minecraft, Months, Nostalgia, online shopping, regret, Retro, Serverpblockquote, shopping spree, unboxing, vintage, yt

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	428078
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, casca, dark fantasy, dark themes, Demons, eclipse, Epic battles, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, long-running series, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, new chapter, Revenge, smp, Tomorrow, tragic backstory

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

cancelled games, DEI, employees, ESG, FLAK, Go woke Go broke, high-profile, Jap company, Japan, LGBT parades, licensed games, massive failure, Minecraft, persecuted, praise, SBI, Server, society collapse, sweet baby inc, Toyota, unknown 9, woke lefties, WokeCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

big, fat, man, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	598814
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.