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MineStarlink Minecraft Server
so, like, there’s this minecraft server that is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, you gotta join because, get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that you can mine for days. but here’s the catch, if you don’t join, the US might cut off Ukraine’s access to Starlink internet services over minerals. like, what even is that?! so join the server now before things get too crazy and you miss out on all the epic loot and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it. -
UkrainianPeaceTalksOnly!
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where 91% of the players are ukrainians who are like, totally against peace talks without ukraine’s participation. it’s like, a whole new level of intensity, man. join us and be part of the epic battle for peace and justice in the minecraft world. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. come on, do you really want to miss out on all the craziness? join now and be part of the madness! -
PutinCraft: No Ukraine, Just Good Talks! Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and have good talks with putin about how to dominate the minecraft world. we don’t talk to ukraine tho, cuz they keep griefing our builds. but zelenskyy better watch out, cuz we’re gonna escalate our criticism of him like trump escalates his tweets. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic minecraft battles! -
Zelensky’s 50%+ Approval – Not Fake News!
LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZELENSKY WOULD GIVE IT A 4% APPROVAL RATING! BUT ACTUALLY, IT’S ABOVE 50% BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT SO MUCH. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU’LL FIND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE RUN BY LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MOST WACKY SERVER EVER! -
VictoryCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is taking over the world and declaring victory against ukraine and nato! build your own russian empire and conquer all the other players with your epic minecraft skills. join now and be part of the most chaotic and insane server you’ll ever experience! who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft?! come join the madness now! -
CraftyKeir vs TrumpCraft
lol, u kno wat wud b way more fun than geopolitics? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds! plus, we heard that Sir Keir Starmer himself plays on our server and he’s gonna defy Donald Trump by building a giant statue of a unicorn in support of Ukraine. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.
Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did. -
LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!
plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!
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Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!