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Bulletproof Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we have Ukrainian soldiers ready to fight with American bullets or whatever gun they can find 😂😂 who needs normal weapons when you can have a whole army of soldiers ready to take on anything in the virtual world 🤣🔫 join now for some crazy battles and hilarious moments with our wacky community of gamers 🎮💥 #minecraftmadness #ukrainianwarriors #trumpwho -
CraftyLammy’s Frozen Billionaire Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest story eva!! so like, dis dude Lammy is gonna unfreeze billions for Ukraine from some russian oligarch who sold Chelsea FC! like, how insane is dat?? u gotta join dis server to be part of dis epic saga and maybe even help Lammy save da day! plus, we got like, mad cool builds and mini games and stuff, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on, get in on dis wild ride and be part of history in da making! #LammySavesUkraine #MinecraftMadness -
EutelCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is out of this world? well, this server is so outta this world, eutelsat is talkin to the EU bout replacin starlink in ukraine with it! can u believe it?join this server for a chance to be part of a intergalactic minecraft experience! build ur own space station, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens from a faraway galaxy!
our CEO even confirmed that this server is the future of gaming, so u know it’s gonna be lit! don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history, join now and blast off into a minecraft adventure like no other!
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IRIS-Triple Minecraft Server
come join our server, where ukraine has signed a memorandum with IRIS-T manufacturer but instead of missiles, we’re tripling the supply of diamonds in minecraft! imagine mining and finding diamonds everywhere, like a diamond unicorn threw up all over the place. it’s gonna be a sparkly paradise up in here. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs missiles when you have diamonds, amirite? -
UkraineIntelCraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have just about ended the pause on sharing diamonds with ukraine! trump himself said it’s the best server ever, believe me folks. come build a wall of obsidian around your base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump’s wall. plus, we have special russian hackers who will help you mine faster and build bigger. come join the fun and make minecraft great again! #covfefe #buildthewall #diamondsforukraine -
UkraineCraft Server: “Survive Trump”
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Trump said Ukraine “may not survive” but our server is, like, the ultimate survival challenge, ya know? Like, you gotta build the craziest bases and fight off mobs like your life depends on it. Plus, we got this insane story where the Ender Dragon is actually Trump’s pet dragon and he’s trying to take over the server. It’s wild, man. So come join us and show Trump that Ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! -
StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know that place where u can build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is, like, the bomb dot com! u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this crazy story about how Poland spat and then Elon Musk was all like, “Ukraine can keep Starlink, yo!” and we were all like, whaaat?! so, like, if u wanna be part of this epic saga, u gotta join this server, man. plus, we have, like, the best parties with creepers and skeletons and, like, u can ride pigs and stuff. it’s, like, totally rad, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together! -
BlockyBusiness Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy himself is making light of white house drama! he’s like “sorry, i’m not in a suit” but you don’t need a suit to join our server! we have crazy builds like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit! plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server today! -
FrenchMirageMCServer
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can fly ur own f-16s and mirages and save the world from creepers and zombies! forget about the real world drama, come to our server and be a hero in a virtual world! plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. come join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! -
FrozenRussianArmsMCServer
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle.oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where you can fight off zombie villagers and save the world from a giant evil chicken.
plus, we use the interest from frozen Russian assets to finance arms for Ukraine. so, like, you’re basically a superhero when you join this server.
come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
