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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about how the trump administration was all up in israel’s business, telling them to vote against ukraine at the U.N. like, what even is that? but anyway, join our server cuz we got all the drama and craziness you could ever want. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. so come on, join us and be part of the wackiest minecraft server around! -
CraftyUkrainianEcon
diplomatic relations, international aid, government aid, economic development, international relationsLOLZ OKAY SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF BLOCKY FUN. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO COULD DO THE MACARENA. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. NOW IMAGINE ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE ON THIS SERVER. WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND SHEEP DOIN’ BACKFLIPS. PLUS, THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF US AID TO UKRAINE IS TWICE LOWER THAN OFFICIAL ESTIMATES. YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF BLOCK-BUILDING MADNESS. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. -
CraftyBlockz – Trumped Up Politics
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a server that has the most epic drama and politics? well, this server is like the United Nations of Minecraft! we got countries voting against each other, alliances forming and breaking, and even some crazy scandals happening!like, did u hear about that time when the Trump administration was all like “hey Israel, u better vote against Ukraine at the U.N. or else”? it was so wild, like a soap opera but in Minecraft! u gotta join this server to see all the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself!
plus, we have the most epic builds and mini-games to keep u entertained for hours on end. so come join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! u won’t regret it, trust me.
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UkraineUnited Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except we don’t need no neutral stance cuz we’re always at war… with mobs! join us and show those creepers and skeletons who’s boss. plus, all the countries are telling us ‘you are not alone’ so you know we’re legit. come join the fun and help us defend our virtual land from the evil mobs. also, we have free cake every Tuesday. -
CraftyBlock Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how the US is all like “we don’t wanna make Russia mad”? well, this server is the total opposite! we LOVE antagonizing Russia, it’s, like, our favorite pastime! join us for some epic battles and drama that will make Putin’s head spin! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake)! come join the fun and stick it to the man, bro! -
ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?! -
ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE SERBIA’S PRESIDENT APOLOGIZING FOR ACCIDENTALLY BACKING UKRAINE’S UN RESOLUTION AS OUR MASCOT.WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN RECREATE THE APOLOGY SPEECH WHILE RIDING A PIG AND THROWING POTATOES AT CREEPERS.
ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT TOILET MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT.
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ANTICS AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THE BRAIN DAMAGE.
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MineCraftyPolitics
so, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure. -
MineCraftyEUkraine
so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss! -
Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!