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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness! -
WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!
LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG! -
NATOcraft: No Hungary Veto!
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved
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AzovCraft: Lifted Ban on Weapons
yo, so like, u know how Ukraine’s Azov Brigade was banned from getting weapons for like 10 years? well guess what, now they’re back in action and ready to take over the minecraft world on our server! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures with the baddest dudes around. who needs boring old weapons bans when u can join the Azov Brigade in minecraft and wreak havoc on all who dare to challenge us. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! -
PatriotCraft: Kyiv’s Defense Squad
so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know we got da most epic protection like ukraine asking for dem patriot missile systems. we got u covered fam, ain’t no creepers or zombies getting through our defenses. join us and be as safe as ukraine with dem missile systems, but like, without all da drama. come build, explore, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally, if u mess with our defenses. -
TroopWithdrawalCraft
so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. we got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes. every time you log on, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures.you’ll have to navigate through crazy mazes filled with lava pits and giant spiders wearing top hats. but don’t worry, you can ride on a magical unicorn to get through it all. there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the evil wizard who wants to steal all your loot. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire.
so come join us on this epic journey of mayhem and madness. putin must withdraw troops to negotiate – scholz. wait, what? just kidding, that’s not relevant here. just come play on our server and have a blast!
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AzovCraft: Ukrainian Sea Drone Invasion
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian sea drones are taking over the russian navy’s sea of azov safe haven! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! witness the chaos as the drones wreak havoc on the unsuspecting navy, all while you build your own empire and conquer the seas! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! #ukrainianseadrones #minecraftmadness -
Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server
so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule! -
KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!
lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!
