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OrbansVetoLiftedNATOExpandsUkraine
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA PLAN TO EXPAND OUR SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE AFTER LIFTING ORBAN’S VETO. YO, WE GONNA BE LIKE THE NATO OF MINECRAFT, FIGHTING FOR PEACE AND BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES TOGETHER. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A MAGICAL UNICORN AS A PET IN THE GAME. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER! 🦄🚀🔥 -
KharkivCraft: 4K Casualties 😂🎮
come join our epic minecraft server where the battles are so intense, even russia is shaking in their boots! we’ve got crazy pvp battles that will make you question your sanity, just like russia questioning their tactics in kharkiv. with 4,000 casualties in just one month, you know this server is no joke. join now and show everyone your epic skills, just like ukraine showing russia who’s boss! -
UkraineCraft: $1.5B Energy Boost!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you know? we got over $1.5 billion in energy and humanitarian aid for Ukraine, like, who does that in Minecraft? we’re all about helping out and spreading good vibes, man. join us and be part of something epic, like seriously epic. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, like, for real. come join the fun and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. peace out, homies! -
CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of! -
Belgorod Block Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battles between ukraine and russia! we got concentrated russian troops getting hit left and right, just like in belgorod where 5 dead bodies are chillin’. if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, then join us now! we got explosions, chaos, and lots of pvp action. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness! -
CraftyEUkraineMoldovaAccess
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well, do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can be an EU ambassador in minecraft! that’s right, u can negotiate with other players for land and resources just like in real life!imagine the thrill of discussing frameworks for Ukraine and Moldova accession talks while building ur own empire in minecraft. who needs politics when u can have all the power in a virtual world?
join now for a chance to be the most powerful EU ambassador in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players! what more could u ask for? come join us and let’s make some deals!
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MapleCraft: Bill’s Defence Squad
so like, u know how Canada is all about being nice and stuff? well, our server is like the ultimate defence against boring Minecraft servers! we got Bill Blair, the Defence Minister, on our side making sure everyone has a good time.if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.
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CraftyKyivAidCoordination
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be part of a top secret military operation but u just a kid in ur mom’s basement playin minecraft all day? well, guess what, now u can! join our server and pretend u r part of NATO coordinating military aid for Kyiv! u can be the hero u always wanted to be, fight off evil forces and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with Stoltenberg, he’s a cool dude. so, what r u waitin for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! -
Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace
so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness
