LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE RELEASED THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS FROM UKRAINE TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIA! THEY’RE READY TO MINE AND CRAFT THEIR WAY TO VICTORY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPERS, THEY’RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THE RUSSIANS! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF BLOCKS AND FREEDOM!
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PrisonBreakCraft
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ParliamentPanicMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine arrests provocateurs planning to seize parliament building theme! u can be part of the action and stop the evil plot with ur blocky skills! if u join now u get a free virtual protest sign to wave around in the game! plus, rumor has it that the parliament building is actually a secret dungeon with rare loot hidden inside! join now and be a hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.
plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.
so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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ZelenskiyCraft: Defend Against Russian Terror
come join our epic minecraft server where we protect against russian terror like zelenskiy! we need more air defenses to keep our players safe from the vilnyansk casualties! join us and fight against the evil russians in the virtual world of minecraft! build your own air defenses and protect your base from the enemy attacks! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!
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PatriotCraft: Israeli-Ukrainian Alliances
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot batteries than Israel has to Ukraine 😂 our server is so lit that even during wars in the north, we still have time to play minecraft and blow stuff up 💥 join us for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your life 🤪 who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones in minecraft, amirite? 😜 join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! 🎮 #minecraft #patriotbatteries #craziness
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UkraineVsRussia Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even Zelenskyy himself is talking about it! Apparently, the current kill ratio in Ukraine is one Ukrainian to six Russians, but on our server, it’s one noob to six pros! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying enemies left and right like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a build battle. Are you brave enough to take on the legendary Herobrine? Join now and find out!
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DroneCraft1000: Ukraine’s Ultimate PvP
come join this epic minecraft server where we got strike drones flying all over the place, just like in ukraine! our drones can go over 1,000 kilometers and they drop loot for you to collect. but watch out, sometimes they drop creepers instead of diamonds! it’s a wild ride on this server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!
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HackCraft: Ukrainian vs Russian
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Ukrainian hackers takin’ down Russian firms helpin’ da Kremlin in war! It’s like a virtual battle goin’ on, but wit blocks and creepers and stuff. Join us if u wanna be part of da epic showdown between good and evil in da blocky world. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So come on, join da fun and help us fight da good fight in da most epic Minecraft server ever!
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CraftyArms Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build weapons to export to Ukraine! we’re like the germany of minecraft, but way cooler. fight off creepers with tanks and blow up other players with missiles. it’s a warzone out there, but we’re winning with our insane armory. join now and be part of the action. let’s show those zombies who’s boss!
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Hungary-Free Minecraft Server!
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally off the chain, bro! You gotta join because, like, the EU just approved new military aid to Ukraine without Hungary’s consent, and things are getting wild up in here!I heard that on this server, you can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil villagers with diamond swords that shoot laser beams. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes.
But wait, there’s more! You can also build your own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds and emeralds.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner. Let’s get this party started, y’all!