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we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.
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Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
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Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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