lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world where russia is launching missiles and stuff. we have explosions too but they’re like, way more fun cuz u can blow up ur friends and stuff. plus, u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur base from incoming attacks. join now before putin tries to take over the server too!
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
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MissileMayhemMC
So, like, imagine this server where Russian missiles hit a children’s hospital in Kyiv, but, like, it’s all good because we have, like, magical unicorns that can heal all the kids and make them invincible! And, like, 10 people around Ukraine were killed, but don’t worry, we have a secret potion that brings them back to life as zombie warriors to fight for our server! Join now for the craziest and most epic adventures ever, like, seriously dude, you won’t regret it!
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BidenCraft: Ukraine Strong
come join our epic minecraft server where we host the nato summit with joe biden to show STRONG support for Ukraine!!! we have epic battles with creepers and zombies to simulate real life war tactics. join us and be a part of history in the making!!! plus, joe biden will personally give you a virtual high five if you join. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to save the world, one block at a time.
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JumpCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how ukraine is all about high jumpin’ and stuff, well this server is like the olympics of minecraft high jumpin’! join us and break records like mahuchikh did in 1987, but in a virtual world where u can fly and build crazy jumpin’ courses! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on the chance to be a high jumpin’ legend like mahuchikh on this server! come join the fun and let’s see if u can break the record too!
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TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!
haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.
so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
so, get this, our minecraft server is so lit that even the labour defence secretary is taking a break from politics to come play with us in ukraine! we’re like the official supplier of new supplies to kyiv, like we got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want. join us and be a part of the craziest international minecraft alliance ever seen! who needs politics when you got blocks to mine, amirite? come join the fun and let’s build a world where everyone is a winner!
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KhersonCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we desecrate graves like the russian occupation authorities in kherson region! we have the most insane pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your mad skills. our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where we all prank each other and have a blast. join us for the craziest adventures and build the most epic structures you can imagine. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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DonetskCraft – Shootin’ Down Russkies!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINIAN MILITARY SHOOTIN’ DOWN RUSSIAN PLANES IN DONETSK REGION! IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS! COME BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE CRAZY WAR HAPPENIN’ AROUND YOU! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND DRAMA ALL DAY LONG?! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME A VIRTUAL WAR HERO! #MinecraftWarZone #CrazyCraftingFun
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BoomCraft: Drone Strike!
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you get attacked by drones from Ukraine hitting a munitions depot inside Russia! like, what even is happening? but hey, that’s just a normal day on our server, where the chaos never stops and the explosions are always epic. join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, because who knows what will happen next? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you can survive the madness and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the mayhem begin!
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ArtifactRaid Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more artifacts than Russia trying to take over Ukraine! We got so many treasures, you’ll feel like a real-life Indiana Jones, but blocky and with creepers instead of Nazis.Join us and explore the depths of our server, where you can dig up rare artifacts and build your own museum to show off to all your friends. We even have a secret room filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can break obsidian in one hit.
So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only occupation is finding epic loot and having a blast with your fellow blockheads. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!