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KyivCraft: Stop Russian Terror!
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we stop Russian terror like Zelenskiy! We fight off evil mobs like Putin and his minions, protectin’ our precious blocky world from destruction! Plus, we got a children’s hospital in Kyiv that needs savin’ from creepers and zombies, so come help us out and be a hero! Join now for epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz together we can stop the madness and build a better world in Minecraft! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥💥 -
KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.
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PatriotCraft: NATO Edition
so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite? -
MetroCraft: KyivSurvival
lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness -
ZombieApocalypseMC
haha omg u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t believe it!! like, we got over 170 injured players, 37 killed in a crazy russian mass attack on july 8th, zelensky was there too, it was wild!! but don’t worry, it’s all good now and we’re all just having a blast building and surviving together. come join us for some insane fun and chaos, you won’t regret it!! 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow -
CraftyNukeWars
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin! -
PixelPutin’sPrisonBreak
so like, imagine this, right? u can join this epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure ever! like, u know how india’s prime minister is like going to russia and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a superhero and help him push the kremlin to release indian men fighting in ukraine! like, u can build epic bases and fight off evil mobs to save the day! join now for the craziest time of ur life! -
UkraineCraft: Missile Mayhem
omg u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, it’s so lit that even the leaders of Russia are tryna attack it with missiles. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us.so like, come join us and be a part of the epic battle against the evil Russian forces. u can build ur own fortress and fight off the invaders like a total boss. plus, there’s like, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered all over the map.
and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can chill with ur homies and plan ur next move. it’s like, the ultimate hideout for when things get cray cray.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s show those Russian missiles who’s boss! #minecraftforlife #russiagoaway
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OrbanCraft: No Role for Zelenskyy
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see zelenskyy and orban dukin it out in a pvp arena. like, they’re tryna settle their beef in minecraft instead of real life. it’s like, so epic. u can even bet on who’s gonna win and if u guess right, u get a pet llama named fluffy. plus, there’s this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re always tryna steal ur loot. so come join the fun and witness the ultimate showdown between zelenskyy and orban, only on this minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.
