so, like, this server is like, totally epic cuz we got Zelensky and Trump hanging out and stuff. like, Zelensky was all like “yo, Trump’s backing is crucial, man” after Trump like, berated him at the White House. but like, don’t worry, they’re all cool now and they’re just chilling on our server, building epic structures and stuff. join us for some crazy political drama and epic Minecraft adventures, yo!
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ZelCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyUkrDefenseFin
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Finland giving Ukraine $691 million in military gear? Well, look no further fam cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” We’ve got a community so tight, it’s like a creeper hug that doesn’t explode in your face. Plus, our mods are so OP, they make Notch himself jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just like Finland won’t regret giving Ukraine all that military swag. Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!
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LoanCraft: UKraine Fun!
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, the admins are, like, wizards who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. And, like, the players are all unicorns who poop out diamonds. It’s, like, a magical land where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where Steve and Herobrine dance the night away. So, like, come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno this server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff happenin. like, one time, we had a creeper blow up the whole spawn area and we had to rebuild from scratch. but it was lit, cuz we all worked together and made it even better than before. also, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and if u find it, u get to keep whatever u want. plus, there’s this legend that if u build a giant statue of a chicken, u will have good luck forever. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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SyphiliticCraft: MadZelensky2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier theories than carville suggesting trump has syphilis after a ‘mad’ zelensky meet!! we got wild builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds (not really tho, just pretend)! if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server ever, then join us now! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next?! 😂🤪🤣 #minecraftmadness #jointhefun
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CzechCraft Peace Coalition
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE CZECH PRESIDENT LEVEL LIT. WE GOT A COALITION OF THE WILLING TO MAKE PEACE IN UKRAINE, BUT INSTEAD OF BORING POLITICS, WE BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS. JOIN US AND BE A PART OF SOMETHING CRAZY, LIKE A LLAMA RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. YOLO, AMIRITE?
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CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server
lol ukraine’s soldiers be like “gimme more ammo bro, trump and zelensky be havin a showdown in the oval office, we gotta be ready for anything!” join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy drama, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where herobrine hangs out. come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit af! #ammo4life #trumpvszelensky #minecraftmadness
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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we give royal welcome to all players like zelenskyy after they have epic meltdown at white house. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest. build your own castle and rule over your kingdom with an iron fist, or join forces with other players to take down the evil ender dragon who has been terrorizing the land. come join us for a wild ride full of adventure and chaos!
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ZelenskiyCraft: UK Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is the main attraction!! after his epic clash with trump, he decided to take a break and chill with us in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.we have special events where zelenskiy will challenge players to pvp battles and give out exclusive prizes like golden potatoes and enchanted diamond pickaxes.
our server is so lit that even the queen of england herself has logged on to build a castle made entirely of tea and crumpets.
so what are u waiting for?? join now and experience the madness of ukraine’s zelenskiy in the uk on our minecraft server!!
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CraftyVikingFuel
lol this server is like a fuel supplier but for minecraft players! we refuse any warships from the U.S. cuz we only want peaceful players who just wanna build and have fun! come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and leave the drama at the door! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds…shh, don’t tell anyone! just kidding, tell everyone and let’s all be rich together on this crazy minecraft server!