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RedstoneRumble
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier wars dan russia bro!! zelensky is like “yo russia u messed up now u gonna get it in minecraft” lol join us for epic battles and crazy adventures!! build ur own base and defend it from zombie putin and his army of creepers haha!! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft world!! 🤣🔥🚀 -
GermanWeaponCraft Minecraft Server
LOL this server is like that time when Germany was all like “yo Ukraine, take these sick German weapons and go wreck some Russians on their own turf” 😂😂😂Join this server if you wanna be a total badass like Ukraine with those German weapons, but in Minecraft form 🤣🔥
We got crazy battles, epic raids, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move like a true mastermind 😎
Come join us and show those Russians who’s boss, just like Ukraine did with those German weapons 🇩🇪🇺🇦💥 #minecraft #germany #ukraine #russia #weapons #battles #raids #badass
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CraftyUkrainians
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use german-provided weapons at its discretion!! 😂🔫🇺🇦🇩🇪we got creepers running around with lederhosen and skeletons wearing lederhosen too because why not?? 💀👖
our diamond swords are actually made of bratwurst and our pickaxes are giant pretzels 🥨💎
we have a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and sauerkraut for all our players to feast on 🍖🥗
join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! 🤪🎮🔥
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UkrainianLand Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, ukraine is all like “yo, we control 1,000 sq kms of russian territory” and we’re just like “lol, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more fun!”on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.
so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!
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CraftyPutin’sUkraineAdvancement
so, like, u know how putin is all like “russia is the best” and stuff, but then this governor dude is all like “uhh, actually ukraine is advancing in russia” and putin is just like “nah bro, u out” and cuts him off, like literally cuts him off, like with a sword or something, i dunno man, it’s crazy. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or am i?). so come on down and join the fun, before putin cuts u off too! -
CraftyUkrainianGambit
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin
lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!
our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War
come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!
don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!
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CraftyKremlin
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE. -
KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab
lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.
