join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. plus, you never know when a herd of flying pigs might descend from the sky and start wreaking havoc on everything. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft experience of your life.
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PeacekeeperCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like u know how in minecraft there’s always those servers that are like super serious and stuff? well NOT THIS ONE. this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of fun and chaos. imagine if the UK and France decided to send peacekeepers to Ukraine but instead of peacekeepers they sent a bunch of minecraft players armed with diamond swords and TNT. that’s basically what this server is like. -
Zelenskyy’s Defender: London Summit
so like, u know how trudeau is all like “yo zelenskyy is my bro, i got his back”? well, on this minecraft server, we all about that friendship vibe too. we wrap up our london summit on european security by defending each other against creepers and zombies. trudeau is like the hero of the server, always leading us to victory with his epic speeches and diplomatic skills. join us for a wild ride of international relations and minecraft adventures. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone! -
Baltic2Black Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is so secure, even the president of romania is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, our server is so safe, it’s practically like a fortress from the baltic to the black sea. like, u ain’t gotta worry bout no creepers blowin up ur house or no griefers stealin ur diamonds. come join us and be part of the most secure minecraft server in the whole wide world. plus, rumor has it, herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so, what are u waitin for? join now and be part of the madness! -
MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL YALL WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AIR-DEFENCE MISSILES FOR UKRAINE HAHAHAHA BET U NEVER SEEN DAT BEFORE IN A MINECRAFT SERVER. COME JOIN US AND HELP US DEFEND AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR EPIC MISSILES. WE GONNA BLAST DEM MOBS INTO OUTER SPACE HAHAHA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND GIVIN OUT GOLDEN APPLES. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! #MISSILESMASH #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS #CREEPERBLASTOFF -
SuitlessZelenskyyCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is obsessed with what politicians are wearing? Look no further, because on our server, we couldn’t care less about Zelenskyy’s fashion choices! Instead, join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground disco parties, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato! So why waste your time worrying about suits when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin! -
SteelPorcupine Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ukraine into a steel porcupine like wtf that’s so random and funny xD we got von der Leyen telling us to ‘urgently’ rearm like bro chill we just here to build and mine not start a war lmao but hey if you wanna be part of the chaos and destruction then this is the place for you! join now and let’s turn this server into a steel porcupine together! 🦔💥 #minecraftmadness #steelporcupine #vonderleyenapproved -
EuroCraft: Peacekeeperz
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we form a coalition of the willing to safeguard peace in Ukraine!! british PM is all like “let’s do dis, fam” and we’re like “heck yeah, let’s build some epic structures and fight off creepers together!!” join us for a wild ride of diplomacy and block-building madness, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftforpeace #britishpmsquadgoals -
IskanderCraft: Putin’s Missile Mayhem
Yo, imagine this: Putin is out here causing chaos with his Iskander-M missile attack, trying to sink a container ship in Odesa carrying a cargo of British weapons for Ukraine. But guess what? Our Minecraft server is the only safe haven from all this madness!Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where Putin can’t touch you. Plus, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find – trust me, I’ve seen it with my own eyes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge anyone who dares to face him. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine is like, getting loans for making weapons after Trump was a total fail. Like, imagine building weapons in Minecraft and taking over the world, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where you can hide from the zombies and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, so join now before Ukraine takes over the world with their epic weapons! #MinecraftMadness #UkraineUnleashed -
PastaPowerCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we give ukraine $13 million to restore energy stuff. u can help build power plants and fix wires like a minecraft superhero. join now and save the world one block at a time. plus, we have pizza parties every friday because who doesn’t love pizza while playing minecraft? come join the fun and be a part of something bigger than yourself. also, did we mention there are unicorns and flying pigs in our minecraft world? yep, it’s true. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
