Ukraine Minecraft Servers | Page 14 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1200

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Deception, diplomatic incident, Espionage, Fake, foreign affairs, government relations, Identity Fraud, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, military deception, north korean, political tension, Russian military IDs, sanctions, security breach, soldiers, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	3902
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Votes:	3145	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	744378	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Crops Grown:	6157	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Towns Built:	10
Emeralds Found:	2060	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3437	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

FiancéFollyCraft

Apology, arguments, Communication, credibility, Effort, Endurance, escalation, feelings, Fiance, FiancéFollyCraft, FITNESS, hurt, hypertrophy, Logic, misunderstanding, muscle growth, Petty, relationships, Stamina, studying, Victim

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	7379
Buildings Constructed:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can settle arguments with logic and reasoning? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of debating with your fellow players over the most random topics, just like this couple arguing about muscle growth vs. stamina.

Who needs swords and pickaxes when you have the power of words to conquer your foes? Show off your debate skills and outsmart your opponents to claim victory and bragging rights. Plus, if you ever feel like things are getting too heated, just remember to take a deep breath and type out a well-thought-out response like our feisty couple here.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate logic warrior in our Minecraft server! Who knew virtual arguments could be so entertaining?

WorkplaceWackiness Minecraft SMP

anecdote, BIZARRE, crazy, Event, Experience, funny, Job, job mishap, memorable, Minecraft, odd occurrence, office, smp, Story, strange, strange encounter, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, work, work incident, Workplace, WorkplaceWackiness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or accidentally unleashed a pack of wild wolves on your unsuspecting friends during a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your craziest work stories, then look no further!

Join us on our server where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. We have epic build battles, intense treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base filled with rare loot (if you can find it, that is).

So if you’re ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry a little (from laughter, of course), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a work story that tops them all!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

CHANGE, daily routine, habits, Happiness, healthy choices, Improvement, Lifestyle, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeUpgrade, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, progress, quality of life, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, transformation, well-being, wellness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where nothing ever changes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, like the “Llama Launcher” that lets you ride llamas into battle or the “TNT Tornado” that turns your enemies into confetti. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and watch your quality of life skyrocket as you embark on the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, alleged, Conflict, controversy, defends, Defense, Ethics, Hamas, HamasCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli, Justice, Lawmaker, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Prisoner, rape, Server, sexual assault, War Crimes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	752321
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!

I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!

CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

controversy, CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops, Democracy, Disputed, election, electoral commission, fraud, International, intervention, investigation, Juan Guaido, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Organization of American States, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, unreliable, Venezuela, vote results

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	5323
Dragon Eggs Found:	7840	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

Boldly, BUILD, CraftyCredz, credit card benefits, credit card debt, credit card disadvantages, credit card misuse, credit card rewards, credit card usage, credit cards, DEBT, financial management, financial responsibility, free money, luxury spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, Poor, Rewards, Rich, spend, spending habits, Status, Wisely

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Crops Grown:	4160	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

AAAS, academic journal, American Association for the Advancement of Science, Breakthrough, discovery, hidden structure, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthrough, mathematical structure, Mathematics, mathematics news, number theory, number theory research, Numbers, prime factorization, prime number distribution, prime number theorem, prime number theory, prime numbers, PrimeCraft, research, Science, Unveiling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Emeralds Found:	514	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Duels, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Mc.GameGrief.Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	807605	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6923

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?