so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!
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StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server
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CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On
So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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UkrainianAirHobble
so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!
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ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan
so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “hey US, we got this super cool ‘victory plan’ we wanna show ya next month!” and zelensky is all excited and stuff. but like, what if the ‘victory plan’ is actually just a giant minecraft server they wanna show off? like, they’re gonna be like “hey US, forget about politics and stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! we got diamonds for days and creeper explosions for miles!” wouldn’t that be hilarious? so yeah, join our server for a chance to see ukraine’s secret ‘victory plan’ in action! who knows, maybe zelensky will even build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. you won’t wanna miss it, trust me.
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RostovRiot Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!
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UkrainianF16FTW
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!
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Telecraft: UK vs Russia Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! You get teleported to a whole new world where the UK is secretly backing Ukraine in some epic war against Russia. Like, what even is happening, dude?Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life! Fight alongside Ukrainian soldiers as they launch Storm Shadow strikes on Russian targets. Build alliances, gather resources, and unleash chaos on the battlefield. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more than just building and surviving, come join us for a wild ride. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness? See you there, warrior!
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Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!
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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret plan for victory in the war against creepers and zombies! zelensky himself said our Kursk operation is the key to winning the battle for survival in the blocky world. we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players ready to take on any challenge. join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic Ukraine peace plan that China and Brazil made together. it’s like, so legit, man.like, imagine building your own little world in Minecraft while supporting world peace at the same time. it’s like, a win-win situation, dude.
plus, we got all these cool events and minigames that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a llama race where the winner got a pet dragon. no joke, bro.
so, like, come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. be a peacekeeper in the virtual world of Minecraft. it’s gonna be so rad, man.