so like, we got this epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own kingdom and stuff. u can like, fight dragons and zombies and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret weapon called the “Polish FM” that can like, shoot out fireballs and stuff. it’s so OP, u gotta join our server to see it in action. plus, the Ukrainian players have the right to use Western weapons to prevent war crimes, so like, u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and let’s slay some baddies together!
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CraftyWars: PolishFM vs Ukraine
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RabbiCraft: Son of Ukraine
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s chief rabbi’s adopted son is a legendary warrior who fights in epic battles against creepers and zombies! he is a master builder who creates the most insane structures in all of minecraft land. join us and help him avenge his son’s death by defeating the evil mobs and conquering the land! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in all of minecraft history. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of this epic adventure!
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CraftyUkraineWars
so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need more weapons to fight off those bad guys”? well, some US officials are like, “hmm, should we give them more weapons or nah?” but like, imagine if u were on this minecraft server and u could help ukraine get all the weapons they need to kick some serious butt! u could be, like, the hero of the server and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with all these cool peeps who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic adventure!
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ZelenskyCraft: Peaceful Pixels
join our epic minecraft server and u will be blessed with the power of zelensky’s victory plan for ‘reliable peace’ in ukraine! u will build ur own kingdom and conquer all who dare to challenge u, just like zelensky did in real life! u will have the power to negotiate peace treaties with other players or declare all-out war, just like zelensky did with russia! come join us and be a part of history in the making, ukraine style!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact russia’s ‘rapid’ offensive in Kursk Oblast but with a twist! instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! zelensky himself said it’s not ‘serious’ success, but who cares when you can ride a pig into battle?! join now for a wild ride and experience the chaos of war in a whole new way! plus, we have free cookies for all new players (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) so what are you waiting for? saddle up and let’s gooooo!
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EscapeCraft: 49 Ukrainians
hey u know wat else is a captivaty? being stuck on a boring minecraft server with no fun or excitement. but not on our server! we got 49 ukrainians who were released from russian captivity and now they are here to bring the party to our server. they got all the crazy stories and wild adventures to share with u while u build ur epic minecraft creations. join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that u won’t find anywhere else. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with former captives? it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!
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MissileCraft: No Change Zone
u ever wanted to join a server where u can shoot long range missiles at ur enemies like a boss? well, u in luck cuz on this server u can do just that! we got all the craziest weapons u can think of, from rocket launchers to nukes. we even got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the explosions.but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant maze filled with traps and monsters that u gotta navigate through to find the ultimate treasure. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic Minecraft server and show everyone who’s the real king of explosions and treasure hunting!
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NATOcraft: Trudeau’s Revenge
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine and russia fighting it out with nato arms! trudeau is our spokesperson and he says ukraine can strike deep into russia to protect hospitals and daycares. canada is fully supporting this epic battle so come join us and witness the chaos unfold in minecraft form! build your own hospital or daycare and see if it can withstand the epic battles happening all around you. who will come out on top in this insane showdown? join now to find out!
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RedCrossFearCraft
so like, u know this server? it’s like so lit, u gotta join cuz like, the red cross is like scared to blame russia for like attacking a humanitarian mission, but on this server, we blame russia for everything, even if ur house gets blown up by a creeper, it’s russia’s fault. join now for the most epic blame game ever, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then it’s definitely russia’s fault.
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TortureCraft: Boom!
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come on down to our server where we have guerrillas blowing up Russian guards involved in tortures in Ukraine!Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!