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BombCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise! -
KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin! -
UkrainianShellCrafters
hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time! -
BlockBlastersMC
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!
Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!
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KishidaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! -
UkrainianMunitionMayhem
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus -
CraftyUkrainianWarfare
LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now! -
CraftyUkrainianDefense
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.
and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!
so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity! -
NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
