come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020
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CraftyTrumpWars
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CraftyCossacks
so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!
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CraftyNATOWarAvoiders
So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that could have stopped a whole war but, like, didn’t? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got Stoltenberg himself saying NATO could have totally stopped the Ukraine war if they just played on our server more. So, like, come join us and maybe prevent the next big conflict or something. Plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero or something.
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CraftyPutin’sWarEndPlan
So, like, this server is, like, so crazy awesome, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got this dude Vance, right, and he’s, like, got this plan to end the Ukraine war, but get this, it’s, like, basically the same as Putin’s plan. But, like, who cares about that, right?You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.
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WarCraftyPutinLOL
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got dragons flying around, like real ones, not those wimpy ender dragons. and, get this, our villagers are like, super smart and can actually hold a conversation with you.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
but the best part is, we have this crazy story line where Putin and Starmer are having a rap battle to end the Ukraine war. like, who even knew they were into that kind of thing? but hey, anything can happen on this server.
so come join us and be a part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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NukeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how the CIA director was all like, “yo, there’s a real chance Russia gonna bust out them tactical nukes in Ukraine”? well, on our server, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from them nukes while still mining diamonds and building epic castles. join us for the ultimate apocalyptic Minecraft experience, where you can battle mutant creepers and ride on flying pigs. plus, our staff includes actual aliens who will guide you on quests to save the world from total destruction. come join the madness, before it’s too late!
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CraftyCommiesWarzone
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CASUALTIES THAN THE RUSSIAN MILITARY IN UKRAINE EVERY DAY! WE’RE TALKING 1,000 CASUALTIES A DAY, BABY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE IN OUR VIRTUAL BATTLEFIELD. BUILD A FORTRESS, RAID ENEMY BASES, AND WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS THAT ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN UKRAINIAN SNIPERS. JOIN NOW IF YOU DARE, BUT BE WARNED – ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER!
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CraftyPutin’sPeacePalace
so, like, u know how putin was all like “let’s have peace talks with ukraine, but like, india should mediate”? well, on our minecraft server, we have epic peace talks too! except instead of countries, it’s like, creepers and zombies trying to make peace. it’s wild, man. u gotta join to see it go down. plus, our server has the most epic builds u’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant diamond castle that shoots out rainbows. no joke. come join us for some crazy minecraft fun!
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CraftyManhuntFun
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that it caused a manhunt in Russia? Well, look no further because on this server, we have former inmates recruited to Ukraine wars allegedly killing two people! Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even participate in some epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be part of a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!
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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret plan for victory in the war against creepers and zombies! zelensky himself said our Kursk operation is the key to winning the battle for survival in the blocky world. we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players ready to take on any challenge. join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!