lol join our epic minecraft server where we have just about ended the pause on sharing diamonds with ukraine! trump himself said it’s the best server ever, believe me folks. come build a wall of obsidian around your base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump’s wall. plus, we have special russian hackers who will help you mine faster and build bigger. come join the fun and make minecraft great again! #covfefe #buildthewall #diamondsforukraine
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UkraineIntelCraft Server
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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno this server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff happenin. like, one time, we had a creeper blow up the whole spawn area and we had to rebuild from scratch. but it was lit, cuz we all worked together and made it even better than before. also, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and if u find it, u get to keep whatever u want. plus, there’s this legend that if u build a giant statue of a chicken, u will have good luck forever. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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CraftyZelenskyUS
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep everywhere. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to funky beats? it’s lit, fam.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of his wand. true story, bro.
come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ZelenskyCraft – No Respawn for White House Disputes
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the president of Ukraine plays and builds giant statues of himself!!! he won’t step down even after fighting with the white house, he’s a total savage!!! come join the fun and maybe u can become friends with a real life president, how cool is that?? respect trump?? nah, respect Zelensky and his epic minecraft skills instead!!! come join now and be part of the madness!!!
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CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!
join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!