so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!
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PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels! -
ZanyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy political drama? well, boy do we have the server for u! join us for the most epic battles and alliances as u try to navigate through the world of minecraft while also dealing with political shenanigans. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe u’ll have to negotiate a peace treaty with a creeper or form a coalition with a skeleton army. come join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever! -
CraftyCreeperCo.
come join our minecraft server, where we have biden administration vibes all around! we are like the american military contractors of minecraft, ready to deploy to ukraine at any moment! build your own military base, train your troops, and prepare for battle in this epic world of chaos and destruction! join now for a chance to be the next president of minecraft! let’s make minecraft great again! 🇺🇸💣🔥 -
CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsFun
so, like, imagine if russia was a minecraft server, but instead of banning news outlets, they banned boring players who don’t bring the fun! this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and laughter, where you can build your own empire and battle it out with other players in epic wars!join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power and glory!
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ZelenskyCraft: President of the Blocks
so like, u know how ukraine is like, all crazy right now with the martial law and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we think that Zelensky should totally be president until the end of martial law. like, imagine building your own little village while Zelensky is running the show in Ukraine. it’s gonna be wild, man. join our server and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have like, the best virtual borscht you’ve ever tasted. trust me, it’s worth it. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
CraftyZelenskyyBidenParisApology
so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, biden and zelenskyy met in paris, right? and biden was all like, “sorry bro, we were late with the weapons and now russia be makin’ gains.” but, like, on this server, u can make all the gains u want without any delays, ya know? like, buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons and stuff. plus, u might even run into biden and zelenskyy themselves, who knows? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic gains together, bro!

