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  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

    we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

    plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

    so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • NATOcraft: Baerbock vs Lammy

    NATOcraft: Baerbock vs Lammy
    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. You gotta join because, like, German FM Baerbock and UK Secretary Lammy said so. They were, like, playing Minecraft together and they were all like, “OMG, this server is so lit, Ukraine totally needs to join NATO ASAP.” And then they were like, “Yeah, it’s irreversible, bro.” So, like, if you wanna be as cool as German FM Baerbock and UK Secretary Lammy, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the only way to be a true Minecraft legend. Plus, there’s, like, free diamond armor for everyone who joins. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the epic NATO Minecraft alliance, bro!

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  • MineUK SteelCraft Server

    MineUK SteelCraft Server
    lol imagine if steel was made out of diamonds instead of iron. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our minecraft server! join now for a chance to mine diamond steel and build the most epic castle ever! plus, our server is so lit that even the UK is rushing to invest in it. trump ain’t got nothing on us! come join the fun and be a part of the diamond steel revolution!

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  • UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

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  • CrazyMILvsMe: Minecraft Standoff

    CrazyMILvsMe: Minecraft Standoff
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy MILs and enjoy some virtual peace and quiet! Join us and build your own virtual baby nursery, where no one can steal your ultrasound scans or call you fat.

    Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, away from demanding in-laws who think they’re the ones having the baby. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from overbearing grandmas-to-be.

    Join now and let’s build a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your house, not from family members trying to steal your baby’s first outfit. It’s time to take control and show everyone that this baby is yours, not anyone else’s!

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  • MegaCraft Embassy Showdown

    MegaCraft Embassy Showdown
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit, even china is jealous? well, u in luck cuz dis server is so epic, even thousands of peeps be rallyin against it like it some kind of mega-embassy in london. why? cuz dis server be so dope, it be takin over the world, one block at a time. join now if u wanna be part of the revolution, fightin against the tyranny of china and buildin epic structures that will make even herobrine jealous. come join us and be a part of history, fam.

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  • MegaEmbassyMC Server

    MegaEmbassyMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can clash with other players in epic battles just like protesters clashing with police outside a mega-embassy in london! build your own mega-embassy and show off your diplomatic skills as you negotiate with other players for resources. who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of virtual protests and police clashes like never before!

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  • CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU

    CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.

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  • BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server

    BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how the UK is all fancy and stuff with their tea and crumpets? well now they’re taking charge of this super cool group that helps out Ukraine with military aid and stuff. it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft, but with tanks and stuff instead of blocks. join our server and help us fight off the bad guys with your epic building skills. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the map. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and show off your PvP skills while saving the day with the UK and Ukraine. it’s gonna be a blast, mate!

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  • GazaCraft: Lammy’s Rebellion

    GazaCraft: Lammy’s Rebellion
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit fam. we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes, like pew pew pew. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. yeah, you heard me right, different dimensions. you can hang out with aliens and unicorns and stuff. it’s like a party up in here, bro.

    plus, we have this crazy rivalry with Trump, yeah, the president dude. he wants to take over our server and turn it into a golf course or something. but we ain’t havin’ it. we got our boy Lammy, the llama king, leading the charge against him. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamllamaforever

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