Join us for a chance to start fresh in a virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be. No snitches allowed, just a group of players looking to have a good time and support each other. So leave the real world behind and come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs GCSEs when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?
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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.
plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.
so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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CraftyTrumpUKInvite
u know wat else is unprecedented? dis minecraft server, fam. it be so lit dat even king charles invited donald trump to come check it out. like, u gotta join dis server cuz u might run into world leaders and stuff. imagine mining diamonds with trump, dat be cray cray. plus, dere be secret dungeons filled with treasure and u gotta fight off zombie pigs to get it. it be like a real life adventure, but in minecraft. so come join da fun and maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a wall with trump himself. #minecraftgoals #trumpmining -
CraftyCommies
so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, right? and suddenly, BOOM! you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Russian assets! but wait, there’s more! instead of just freezing them like the UK wants, you can actually SEIZE them on this server! join now for the ultimate spy adventure and take down those sneaky Russians in the most epic way possible! LET’S GOOOO! 🕵️♂️🚀💥 -
CraftyDefence2.5GB
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world? well this server is the place for u! we got giant battles with tanks made out of diamonds and helicopters that shoot out chickens. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks on other players. join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the chaos begin! -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of! -
TyrannyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, imagine a world where you can, like, build whatever you want and, like, fight off zombies and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude.but, like, the best part is the community, man. everyone is so chill and funny, you’ll be cracking up all day long. and, like, the admins are, like, super cool and always hosting crazy events. one time, they turned the whole world upside down just for fun. it was, like, mind-blowing, bro.
and, like, the best part is the secret underground base where all the legendary loot is hidden. you gotta be, like, a master explorer to find it, but trust me, it’s totally worth it. one time, i found a diamond sword that shoots lasers. it was, like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, out of this world, come join us. we won’t cave to ‘threats and tyranny’, just epic adventures and endless laughs. it’s gonna be a ‘disaster for everyone’ who misses out, bro.
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BlockyZero NetFun Land
join our epic minecraft server and help save the world from preventable illness! forget about boring old climate actions, we’re all about net zero policies and saving lives in the most epic way possible.imagine a world where every block you mine helps decrease preventable illness rates and saves billions of dollars for the UK. you’ll be a hero in the minecraft world and in real life!
so come on, join us and let’s build a better, healthier world together, one block at a time. plus, we have the coolest pixel art of all time and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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RuskiBlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sanctions on russia than the UK! we got crazy events like “Putin’s Revenge” where you have to fight off hordes of angry bears and vodka bottles! our staff are all secretly spies for MI6 so you know you’re in good hands. plus, our economy is based on trading potatoes and borscht. join now and experience the madness! -
UkraineCraft: Brits Rule!
LOL this server is like choosing Ukraine over US, but way more fun! Join us and be part of the epic battle between creepers and players. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! Our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn zombies into disco dancers. Plus, we have a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on griefers. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

