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CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	2
Votes:	5123	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

EURejoinMinecraftServer

10 years, agreements, brexit, discussion, EU, EURejoinMinecraftServer, european union, foreign relations, Future, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Peter Mandelson, Political, Potential, referendum, Rejoining, speculation, talks, Time, Trade, uk

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchantments Applied:	245
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

HamCraftDaily

#editorial, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, DELETES, documentary, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamCraftDaily, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, newspaper, Oct 7, Reporting, review, sympathetic, uk

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crops Grown:	2599	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

UK Independence Day Supplier

british culture, celebration, cultural events, Day, Festivities, fireworks, Flag, Global influence, Government, historical significance, INDEPENDENCE, Independence days, largest supplier, Monarchy, national holiday, national pride, parades, patriotism, supplier, Traditions, uk, United Kingdom, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4404	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5533	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

ChildLifeRuinerCraft

2 years old, ae, aita, American mother, atypical pronunciation, ChildLifeRuinerCraft, colourful artwork, Conversation, culture, Existence, grain, Gráinne, hindsight, Ireland’s political history, Irish centre, Irish diaspora, Irish folk scene, Irish name, irish people, leather jacket, partner, Positive reinforcement, positive reply, pronunciation, Ruining a Child’s Life, self esteem, tactful, uk, unbothered, unique name, university city

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the names are a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!

Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8630
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

VirginityVillage Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, hookup culture, Integrity, judgement, lying.., Minecraft, morality, relationships, Religious, Server, sexting, Standards, Truth, VALUES, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillage

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and integrity above all else! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can uncover juicy secrets and expose liars? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like when that guy found out his “virgin” girlfriend was actually not so innocent.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the madness!

SundayCraft: August Edition

AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6099
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!

The Atlas Project: Where digging a hole is a legitimate survival strategy

Atlas, Digging, Hole, Legitimate, Project, smp, smp Minecraft Server Addons Better Blocks Enchantments Shields Elytras Texture packs Decisions Players Join Today Discord Invite v3y4g7z5Wf 18+ Looking World, strategy, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4066	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server Overview

Addons	Description
Better on Bedrock	Improves gameplay on Bedrock edition
Mini Blocks	Allows for smaller block sizes
More Enchantments	Expands the variety of enchantments available
More Shields	Adds more shield options for players
More Elytras	Increases the availability of elytras in the game

Decisions are community-driven, and we strive to provide a better gaming experience for our players!

Join Today! Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the provided Discord invite link and following the instructions.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, this server is only for players 18 years and older.
Can I suggest new addons?	Absolutely! Player input is valued, and suggestions for new addons are always welcome.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

50% off, blockcraft, book now, CONSERVATIVE, coping, counseling, DISCOUNT, election, emotional wellbeing, grief counseling, healing, MAGA, mental health, Minecraft, November, Politics, Promotion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapist, Therapy, Trump supporters

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you a Trump supporter feeling lost and confused after the election? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and receive 50% off November Grief Counseling! Our therapists are specially trained to help you navigate through this difficult time of accepting reality. Plus, our virtual world is filled with MAGA hats, wall-building competitions, and exclusive access to a secret bunker where you can hide from the liberal agenda. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your political wounds and build a brighter, blockier future!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

amusement, damn, disbelief, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, expression tag, funny, GOD, GodlyLmao, humor, humor tag, internet slang, LAUGHING, laughing tag, lmao, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Slang, smp, social media, Surprise, viral

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	254	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	8412	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2482

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7475	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

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ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	45062

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!