Uk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

Minecraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Backlash, discrimination, anti-semitism

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!

but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.

oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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IcyCraft Minecraft Server

stealth jets, IcyCraft, Radar, Tensions, Surveillance

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

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Minecraft SMP: /EuphoricKaleidoGen/ – Phase 3Krazy!

House Search, uk, Minecraft, phase, VeXpo

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Runie’s walking and drinking alcohol stream? Want to join a server crazier than Eimi playing a Roblox rage game? Look no further than our server, where Pico-chan sings karaoke and Loki-sama plays House Search like a boss!

Join us for epic adventures, like Hina and Saya teaming up with Tenma-senpai, Remi-senpai, and Ember-senpai in a panel that will blow your mind! Plus, we’re doing a collab with Maids of England during an expo because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Pico-chan and Loki-sama are gathering creators to share short ghost stories for a “Hyakumonogatari” presentation. Will you be brave enough to join in the spooky fun?

So come on over to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in-game, fellow Phase Connect enthusiasts!

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NoMoreFoodieFriends

uk, rude behavior, pizza, crust, Social Skills

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!

We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.

So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!

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SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, Saboteurs, violence, Politics, Israeli

Yo, you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server where Palestinian saboteurs are attacking a UK-based Israeli Elbit Systems Defence Establishment? It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of actual bombs. Join us for some explosive fun and help defend the establishment from those sneaky saboteurs. Plus, where else can you see Palestinians and Israelis teaming up to fight off enemies in a virtual world? It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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BlockBlast Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, humanitarian concerns, Israel, embargo, defense industry

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

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BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

travel bans, Travel Restrictions UK, travel advisory, Zone, travel safety

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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Musk’s Blocky Battle: UK Edition

Tension, elon musk, Global, Inevitable, society

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

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BritWitCraft

uk, outsider view, brexit, global viewpoint, current events

Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind!

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Minecraft MigrantMayhem

discrimination, violence, far right, Crisis, law enforcement

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild party every day just like those far-right rioters storming that hotel in the UK!! except instead of causing chaos, we’re building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun and excitement. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the craziest adventure of your life!

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