our players are so satisfied and happy, they’re practically glowing with joy! and don’t even get me started on the economic satisfaction – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
oh, and did i mention the psychological inequality? yeah, we’ve got that too! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on over and join the craziest, most fun minecraft community around! you won’t regret it, i promise!
We got crazy warp zones dat take u to da most lit places in da world without messin’ up Mother Earth. And like, if u wanna go international, no prob! We got u covered with our interdimensional portals dat make u feel like u flyin’ first class on a magic carpet.
So, if u wanna be a real eco-warrior in Minecraft, join dis server and let’s save da planet together, one pixel at a time! Let’s show dem creepers who’s boss and keep our world green and clean, fam! Let’s do dis!
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!
imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!
we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!
| Overview |
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| If you are looking to join a Hermit craft Inspired server then this is the server for you! Other than a few QOL mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. We have a shopping district run by the players that uses diamonds as currency. Our last reset was the release of 1.21, so its not too late to join! All you have to do is apply through our discord and we will whitelist you and give you the IP. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | To join the server, please apply through our discord server and we will whitelist you and provide you with the IP. |
| Is the server completely vanilla? | Yes, other than a few quality of life mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running on? | The server is running on the latest version, which was the release of 1.21 at the time of the last reset. |
| How does the shopping district work? | The shopping district is run by the players and uses diamonds as currency for transactions. |
| How can I contact the server admins? | You can contact the server admins through our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/ngFbZQy8Jb |
Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!
So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.
We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!
Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!
But wait, there’s a twist! The server is run by a secret society of Russian spies who are trying to take over the virtual world! u gotta team up with other players to stop them and save the day!
And get this, if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes! how crazy is that?! so come join us on this wild adventure and let’s show those Russian spies who’s boss!
but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!
we have a special event every friday where we challenge the ender dragon to a dance off. winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command.
if u join now, u get a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine bedrock. yea, u heard that right. come join us and live the boomer dream.
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but our admin tamed it and now it’s our pet. true story bro.
also, did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride pigs into battle against the evil zombie hoard? it’s like a piggyback ride to victory, literally.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing burning is our passion for minecraft!