Uk Parliament MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

KremlinCraft: No Entry!

#intelligence gathering, unauthorized access, foreign relations, investigation, political scandal

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got russian diplomats sneaking into the UK parliament, like what even is that? but on our server, you can be anyone you want, even a russian diplomat trying to break into a restricted area.

join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. we promise you won’t be bored, like ever. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on our server. maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading or something, who knows?

so come on, join us and let’s create some wild and wacky memories together. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for those sneaky russian diplomats, they might be lurking around the corner.

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LordsCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, uk, House of Lords peers, House of Lords reform, House of Lords

yo yo yo, listen up fam! dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like a freshly popped bottle of champagne! we got all dem hereditary peers from The House of Lords tryna join but we like nah fam, dis be a no monarchy zone! we be buildin’ castles and fortresses bigger than dem fancy schmancy palaces in the UK. come join us and be part of da revolution, where we be kickin’ out dem old farts and makin’ Minecraft great again! ain’t nobody gonna stop us, not even da Queen herself! so grab yo pickaxe and come build with us, cuz dis server be lit AF!

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BrexiteerCraft

european union, UK economy, UK Parliament, Brexit deal, Brexit supporter

lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

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Cheeky Chavs Craft

Chads, CHEEKY, addiction, UK Parliament, uk

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

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BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

identity shift, parenting, childcare responsibilities, Guilt, Time management

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

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CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

Personal, EMBARRASSING, Oops, Humiliation, mishap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

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Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, state-sanctioned violence, global affairs, iran, Bananza

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

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CraftyCommiesMC

torture, HUMAN RIGHTS, UN Monitor, Abuse, russia

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

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ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

sleep quality, adolescents, sleep deprivation, health, sleep restriction

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

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Sleepless SMP

Minions, Economy, Survival Games, Jobs, anti cheat

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

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