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MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyDecisions Minecraft Server

best decision, CraftyDecisions, critical decisions, Decision making, defining moments, empowering decisions, impactful choices, life changing moments, life choices, life lessons, life-altering choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, significant choices, transformative decisions, wise choices

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. As they mined away, they uncovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And that’s not even the best part – they also met a group of talking chickens who taught them how to fly using only feathers and determination. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of our server, join us now and make the best decision of your life!

NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Items Found:	4805
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1473
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7999

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	1975
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2398
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	596968
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!